So, anyway, these guys had a major bowel movement when this object sailed over that escarpment... as would any normal person. As for little Johnny? We don't want to go there, not just yet.
So, we can debunk now the term UFO, or Unidentified Flying Object simply because we now know what this one is called. Allow me to introduce you to the TR-3B Tactical Reconnaissance Plasma Centrifuge Anti Gravity Triangle lovingly nicknamed "OH Crap!" since this is usually the first word out of most peoples mouths when they see it for the first time.
But, the truth is, you buy a new car and, like most people, you want to see what it can really do out on the open freeway. Of course, you see a large billboard at the side of the road and you instantly think... that would be a great place for a speed cop to hide, so you floor the gas pedal knowing that if he chases you that your baby can go from 0 to 4 times the speed of light in under .75 of a millisecond.
What you have to remember here is that the American Air Force have been in denial since Roswell hit the headlines back in 1947 when Jesse Marcel was force to pass off a downed UFO as a weather balloon. So, basically, what we have here is your basic anti-gravitational weather balloon. Like Henry Ford, this weather balloon comes in several colors, but is mainly black, hard and shiny.
"The TR-3B is a secret government spacecraft that has been flying in our skies since 1994. You can do your own research on this craft, however because it is a classified project you may not find much on this. I have done lots of digging, and I think it is a strong possibility that this craft actually exists. It is indeed powered by an onboard nuclear reactor. It is completely silent and can be seen as a triangular shaped craft that has 4 lights. It has one light on each corner of the triangle along with a light that is in the center. All of these lights can be seen on the underside of the craft. This aircraft also has a code name of Astra. This aircraft has advanced stealth technology that is even far more advanced than the B-2 stealth bomber. It has a polymer skin that allows it also to change it’s reflectiveness and even change shapes to the human eye. There are many videos on YouTube that show sightings of this craft. The government of course denies its existence entirely, however there are so many sightings, and scientists that have worked on the project that have come forward, that it should be considered as fact that it exists by the American public. The only problem is no one does research about it and very few people know that it actually exists. That is why I am writing this article. It is also known that the stealth polymer skin can even change the shape to look like a flying “cylinder”. So many people have also documented and recorded crafts of this description flying in the skies of the United States.
This craft on top of having advanced stealth, can also trick radar equipment into thinking that there are multiple aircraft in other locations to serve as a decoy, and further allow this ship to remain undetected and to setup a very clever diversion. A circular plasma filled accelerator ring called a magnetic field disrupter surrounds the rotatable crew compartment. This technology is far ahead of any technology previously known by any government on the planet. Was this craft reverse engineered from other crash landed alien ships/technology?
The TR-3B is a high altitude stealth aircraft. It has an indefinite time it can sustain its altitude. Once you get it high up there and going fast, it doesn’t take much propulsion to maintain its altitude and trajectory. At the Groom Lake military base there are rumors that there is a new element that acts as a sort of catalyst to the plasma reaction. This causes the vehicles mass to be reduced by exactly 89%. The craft can go at mach 9 speeds both vertically and/or horizontally. The performance the TR-3B is only limited by the stress the human pilots can endure, which is a lot, considering that along with the 89% reduction in mass, the G force is also reduced by 89%.
The start of the creation of this craft can be traced back to the 1940's and 50's. Mostly because of Project Redlight. Project Plato, originally established as part of Project SIGN in 1954 its purpose was to establish diplomatic relations with extra terrestrials. This project was deemed successful when mutually acceptable terms were agreed upon. What those terms exactly were is unclear. However many high ranking individuals in secret government positions have come forward speaking about this. What I am sure of is that these terms involved the exchange of technology from aliens, while we did NOT interfere with alien affairs on this planet. The aliens agreed to provide MAJI with the means and the technology as long as they didn’t interfere with the alien’s agenda. I am assuming this had to do with the abduction and experimentation on the human population. This project is being continued on a military base in New Mexico.
Project Snowbird established in 1954 was created for the purpose of building a flying saucer type craft for the public. This project was successful when a craft was built and flown in front of the press. This project was used to explain most of the UFO sightings that were occurring in that time. This project was also used to divert the public’s attention from Project REDLIGHT. The objective of project REDLIGHT was to fly recovered alien craft, however the project was postponed after the death of many United States Airforce pilots that were killed in trying to operate these crafts. All of these test flights occurred in Area 51 (Groom Lake). Some of these test flights also occurred at a secret military base code named DREAMLAND. Project REDLIGHT resumed in 1972 when the flights of some of these recovered craft were partially successful and accompanied by black helicopters and F-15 fighter jets.
I have done lots of research on this subject and I am positive that our government is hiding this from us. Many of the UFOs that are seen in our skies are actually reverse engineered alien crafts built by the United States Airforce. If they don’t want to tell us the truth, we have the right to search for the truth ourselves."
It's generally times like this that I set up a few shot glasses full of bourbon whiskey and sit out on the stoop with my trusty old two hole over and under walking stick. You'd probably call it a 12-Gauge, or shotgun. But, I'll tell you now, if those damn pesky aliens come try and take me aboard that there spaceship, again, that I'll give them both barrels... and there's plenty more where that came from Sonny. Them there rock salt rounds kinda sting a tad when they hit you in the hiney.
There ya' go, there's another one dancin.' Yehaw!
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